Chinese People on the Internet

I saw this comment on ChinaSmack, translated from Chinese. It was in response to an article about the British man that was recently executed for drug smuggling in China. I laughed so hard I was crying at my lab-bench.

Prime Minister Brown, do you think that China is stuck in the times of the Opium war? You are an example of an undeveloped life form, an alien that has undergone genetic mutation, a high school student with the development of a kindergartener, a mongoloid inborn frog head, an abandoned infant at the top of Everest, the turd blocking the toilet, a dark descendant of Africa, hermaphrodite gorilla, a hippo squashed by Noah’s ark, the erupting mouth of a new volcano, the shameless sound of a barking horn, an Eskimo’s disgrace, a superman living with cockroaches, a rotting vegetable, a person made of rubbish who smells, the etymological source of the word “spurned”.

the Chinese original

英国首相布朗，你以为中国还是鸦片战争时候吗？你是进化不完全的生命体，基因突变的外星人，幼稚园程度的高中生，先天蒙古症的青蛙头，圣母峰雪人的弃婴，化粪池堵塞的凶手，非洲人搞上黑*的后裔，阴阳失调的黑猩猩，被诺亚方舟压过的河马，新火山喷发口，超大无耻传声扩音喇叭，爱斯基摩人的耻辱，和蟑螂共存活的超个体，生命力腐烂的半植物，会发出臭味的垃圾人，“唾弃“名词的源头.

The article was comparing this incident with the Opium Wars.
Another funny comment. Actually, I think the Chinese original is not as funny.

WHAT IS LZ TALKING ABOUT? COMPARING OUR GLORIOUS MODERN HARMONIOUS SOCIETY WITH THE CORRUPT QING DYNASTY!? YOU SCHEMING BASTARD!