Friday, October 26, 2007

Discovering Your Destiny...

So some weird kid handed me this pretty flyer today.

"Discovering your destiny - or finding your true purpose in life - can be a lot like finding your way around campus during the first days of your freshman year - easily overwhelming. Yet finding your purpose is the only guaranteed road to true fulfillment and eternal significance in life. It is the only answer for your heart-level quest for a life that truly matters.

This November 2nd, you are invited to begin discovering your destiny through the timeless principles of the Word of God."

Sponsored by Ambassadors for Christ

There are way too many Christian organizations on campus. Religion is like, hey, are you lost? We know the answer to all of life's questions, and we'll tell you how to live so you don't have to figure it out for yourself. Religion is for lazy people!

Anyway. At least they have free food...

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