Wednesday, July 18, 2007

abstinence education

there seems to be some kind of showdown in many states regarding abstinence education and abortion clinics

so i was reading this article

"To make the point, Mr. Love grabbed a tape dispenser and snapped off two fresh pieces. He slapped them to his filing cabinet and the floor; they trapped dirt, lint, a small metal bolt. “Now when it comes time for them to get married, the marriage pulls apart so easily,” he said, trying to unite the grimy strips. “Why? Because they gave the stickiness away.”"

ok, but if tape is humans, then the floor and filing cabinets are sheep and goats and maybe inflatable dolls. then your marriage fails cuz you're not attracted to humans! tape is too promiscuous anyway.

a much better example: magnets! they even have male and female sides.

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